Ain't That A Bitch

We really struck out at Blockbuster this weekend.

Saw III- Now there's an hour and a half I'll never get back.

Jackass 2- I thought the first one was okay, it made me laugh a couple of times. This one was just gross. Maybe I'm just getting older but when did drinking horse jizz become entertainment?

Merry Christmas

We had a wonderful Christmas and hope you did too. Santa brought Ethan a better digital camera than I have and that makes me cry inside. Should make for some interesting pics though. This morning he was taking a picture of the ceiling.

Aunt Angie, the message that you got on your phone a few days back but probably could not understand was Ethan saying thanks for the cool clothes. He wore the jeans and the blue shirt to school one day and when were about to leave for the day, all of the little girls gave Ethan hugs. Coincidence? I think not.

Look What We Did!

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TODDLERS AGAINST DRUNK MOMMY BLOGGING

Puke

I was browsing through some old photos and I found this one. I know, horrible right? Anyhow, it reminded me of a funny story. Okay- we were on the plane headed back to Texas after our wedding in Las Vegas. While we were still on the runway, the chinese guy next to Michael and his wife (sweetest little couple you ever saw) across the aisle pull out the barf bags and stick their mouths in the bags. My thoughts at that point? FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUCCCCKKKK! If they were already sick, what was the flight going to be like? Well, they BOTH threw up the entire way. THE ENTIRE WAY. Have you seen the scene from Stand By Me? One kid throws up and it makes everyone start throwing up. I was terrified that would happen. It didn't, but these were elderly people from China who had like, ancient Chinese remedies in their bags. The man put some substance on his head that smelled like the stuff the janitor sprinkled on puke in elementary school. That's when this picture was taken. Don't worry, they didn't see, their eyes were in the bags. And, I swear to God, this is true-We were seconds away from our house (driving home from the airport the same day), a car pulls over, a woman leans out and FUCKING PUKES IN THE STREET!

Ethan's cousin Xander- Cuteness!

Buzz Lightyear To The Rescue

Jesus, my parents are weird.

Ethan and mom think it's funny when...

we're driving and someone almosts runs into us and their car is already wrecked in the exact same spot that it would have gotten wrecked if they had hit us. Ethan also thinks it's funny that his Uncle Jason is in jail again, but I think that's just mean.

Angela, DO NOT READ THIS!

We stayed home because we were sick today. We were snuggling on the couch watching Ghostbusters for the second time today and all of the sudden something is projected into the air and lands all over us but mostly on my face. I'm wet, my eyes are stinging and Ethan is crying. Yes, my son vomited on me. Angie, I warned you.