Okay, so last year the man operating the little pig ride at the fair was clearly intoxicated and he kept picking his nose the entire time. I mean PICKING, it looked like he was trying to itch his brain. Pick, look, pick, look. Imagine the joy I felt when I saw he was operating another ride this year. He was not drunk yet, so that was good. We went on opening night, so let me tell you what to expect if you go.
- The girl operating the slide is alright, although I'm pretty sure she's been to prison before.
- The a-hole at the ferris wheel is a ummm, yeah, a-hole pretty much sums it up. He hates it when people want to actually get on the ferris wheel. He rolled his eyes everytime he had to let someone on. I'm pretty sure he's been to prison before. Michael is also pretty sure that a bolt fell off the wheel while we were on it.
- The guy operating the pirate thing likes little girls entirly too much. I'm pretty sure he's been to prison before.
- The girl at the maze funhouse gets really irritated when the kids run into the walls. Yeah, she appears to have spent some time in the big house.
- The guy operating the little roller coaster likes to point at his penis each time you pass him on the ride. He was my favorite and he's been there too.
Have you ever thought about what your nickname would be if you did what Jennifer Lopez did? Probably not, but give it a try.
K. Co
Oh yeah, the Olive Garden opened up here finally. I know there are some Olive Garden haters in our lives, but this is fine dining for New Braunfels. We're super excited!
K. Co (It just doesn't really work, does it?)
