Jesus, my parents are weird.

Ethan and mom think it's funny when...

we're driving and someone almosts runs into us and their car is already wrecked in the exact same spot that it would have gotten wrecked if they had hit us. Ethan also thinks it's funny that his Uncle Jason is in jail again, but I think that's just mean.

Angela, DO NOT READ THIS!

We stayed home because we were sick today. We were snuggling on the couch watching Ghostbusters for the second time today and all of the sudden something is projected into the air and lands all over us but mostly on my face. I'm wet, my eyes are stinging and Ethan is crying. Yes, my son vomited on me. Angie, I warned you.

False Advertising

So, I'm sitting up, watching the news and the word is that North Korea tested a nuclear weapon. Me being paranoid and all, I decided to do an internet search for backyard bomb shelters. What comes up as a possible website that sells bomb shelters? TARGET. Yes, THAT Target. So, I head on over to see if I can get a bomb shelter at a discount price and Target doesn't have a single bomb shelter on their site. Losers.