
I was browsing through some old photos and I found this one. I know, horrible right? Anyhow, it reminded me of a funny story. Okay- we were on the plane headed back to Texas after our wedding in Las Vegas. While we were still on the runway, the chinese guy next to Michael and his wife (sweetest little couple you ever saw) across the aisle pull out the barf bags and stick their mouths in the bags. My thoughts at that point? FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUCCCCKKKK! If they were already sick, what was the flight going to be like? Well, they BOTH threw up the entire way. THE ENTIRE WAY. Have you seen the scene from Stand By Me? One kid throws up and it makes everyone start throwing up. I was terrified that would happen. It didn't, but these were elderly people from China who had like, ancient Chinese remedies in their bags. The man put some substance on his head that smelled like the stuff the janitor sprinkled on puke in elementary school. That's when this picture was taken. Don't worry, they didn't see, their eyes were in the bags. And, I swear to God, this is true-We were seconds away from our house (driving home from the airport the same day), a car pulls over, a woman leans out and FUCKING PUKES IN THE STREET!